User blog:Unnofan6/The Mack Files: 1

Hello, this is Darmsy, Mack sent me a strange recording today. Here's my deciphered version, tell me what you think it means:

Met Matt-O, scheeht loft, Mao-He loschya who in it, there's bottle. Smores nichtmerz dupes. Actual here shi-csz. Voh veer schi-csz neah nemah nichtmer Veevern sch'mom park vizoo veh. No Chris-csz dressed up mom meet worthy, eat calamerz, schecsh her owoo.

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS MEANS!